My standards - as of 12/07/03

Interestingly enough, aside from upping #2 by at least 3 years, I'm not sure any of these need to be changed. Am taking suggestions.

1. Cannot go to csumb,or have friends at csumb
1A) Must have all his teeth
2. Cannot be younger than 21
3. Must not have addictions to alcohol or drugs
4. No smoking cigs
4.5 must not have either communication problems, or weird girl issues, or an inability to express feelings
5. Must be straight
6. Cannot have weird social issues
7. If my friends are talking shit, one will not join in just because
8. Will not have crazy religion issues
9. Must dance with me
10. Will not be a theifer
11. Must be tested for STDs
12. Must have a car
13. Must be creative
14. Must wash his sheets.