RIBOFLAVIN!

Today's Non Sequitur

All that defines me in scratchy red lines

Hilarity

"I have 14 more toenails to clip, and a cat that has caught on to what I'm trying to do. This is a REAL problem." ~momo

Hilarity ensues.

No Patience.

I have no patience. None. I have worked for a year, at a job where patience is a necessity, but I still have very little.

In fact, I didn't even have enough to finish this post.

My standards - as of 12/07/03

Interestingly enough, aside from upping #2 by at least 3 years, I'm not sure any of these need to be changed. Am taking suggestions.

1. Cannot go to csumb,or have friends at csumb
1A) Must have all his teeth
2. Cannot be younger than 21
3. Must not have addictions to alcohol or drugs
4. No smoking cigs
4.5 must not have either communication problems, or weird girl issues, or an inability to express feelings
5. Must be straight
6. Cannot have weird social issues
7. If my friends are talking shit, one will not join in just because
8. Will not have crazy religion issues
9. Must dance with me
10. Will not be a theifer
11. Must be tested for STDs
12. Must have a car
13. Must be creative
14. Must wash his sheets.

It's been a while

Life gets complicated you know? It's been a long while and I've been posting other place. I frequent lots of new hang outs. I have since gotten a job and gained and lost friends and boyfriends since my last post. I'm looking at graduate school and I've learned how to knit. Funny how things change. I'll try to keep this updated more regularly. We're nearing on 2006, and I've been slacking in keeping myself in check. I'm half tempted to link this to LJ, but for some reason my livejournal is a dumping ground for bad behavior. That will stop here. This island is a sacred one. No inane BS allowed.

Lack of sleep makes Molzee a dull kiddo...

I'm house sitting. Some of you have heard about this experience. The house is gargantuan, but entertaining and the people who are letting me stay here for free and kind and gentle souls. While they are away doing, whatever one does on vacation when they have a house this big, I am left to field of problems. One of the lights in the bathroom exploded (died) and I thought I was being shot at. I realized it was not an intruder, but instead just the light blowing up. When I find a tall person, I'll get them to figure out what sort of light needs to be replaced. The bird, is an interesting experience as well. The bird does not like me. At all. So I whistle at him whenever he chirps coldly at me.

But back to the important piece of information... the lights. Their lights are set with special settings. Apparently when these settings go haywire, the lights turn themselves on and off at random. Thereby waking me up at odd hours of the night. The first night it happened, I was really confused. I couldn't figure out what was going on. After three nights of insanity, I've had it. Last night I spoke to the son of the family and he told me what to do to reset the settings, and promised it wouldn't happen again. Weirdly enough, lights that I can't reset started turning on and off. The light re-setting didn't work either because starting at 6am, there overhead lights were on and off and on and off multiple times. I tried to fix them, turn them off, and cover my head, but nothing worked because they make a horrible clicking sound when they go on or off, and that wakes me up more than the visual disturbance.

I'm about up to *here* with the lights. I just can't handle it. I may go postal if I have to sleep there one more night. I'm having a meeting with the two other house occupants tomorrow night. We'll see what happens.

Over and Out

Big Ups

It's blog-tastic. I've joined the masses and got myself a blog. Blogs scare me because they are like journals. I have been severely afraid of journals since I left 4th grade, and my life turned into a book that I don't want everyone reading. My mother instructed me to "never write something that you don't want everyone to read!" I'm doing hold onto that.

Big Ups is from the movie "The First 20 Million is the Hardest" Wow. Can I just say, this is the best movie I've seen in a long time. Computer Nerds Unite. My uncle showed it to me, and I'm about to purchase the DVD. I liked it that much, and now I can say "Big Ups!" Just like the movie. Currently, I am in Los Angeles, working, but I have developed a weird cold that has led to laryngitis. So I'm sort of scratchy. Actually I sound like a frog/horse. Interesting thought eh?

I saw "Chronicles of Riddick" Which was surprisingly good. Then I chilled in the Ramada Inn bar on Vermont. High class for sure... This underground bar is tiny, dark and has a hint of skeezy. Met a nice couple from York, England. Why is everything around me related to the UK!?

I'm reading Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss. I'm trying to make sure that I do not disrespect punctuation by messing up my apostrophes.

Hope I succeeded

Over 'n out.

Laurelarian- the offical definition

Laurelarian - (lôrl, lr- âr-n, r),Believer in; advocate of crowning with laurel leaves.