RIBOFLAVIN!

Today's Non Sequitur

All that defines me in scratchy red lines

Hilarity

"I have 14 more toenails to clip, and a cat that has caught on to what I'm trying to do. This is a REAL problem." ~momo

Hilarity ensues.

No Patience.

I have no patience. None. I have worked for a year, at a job where patience is a necessity, but I still have very little.

In fact, I didn't even have enough to finish this post.

My standards - as of 12/07/03

Interestingly enough, aside from upping #2 by at least 3 years, I'm not sure any of these need to be changed. Am taking suggestions.

1. Cannot go to csumb,or have friends at csumb
1A) Must have all his teeth
2. Cannot be younger than 21
3. Must not have addictions to alcohol or drugs
4. No smoking cigs
4.5 must not have either communication problems, or weird girl issues, or an inability to express feelings
5. Must be straight
6. Cannot have weird social issues
7. If my friends are talking shit, one will not join in just because
8. Will not have crazy religion issues
9. Must dance with me
10. Will not be a theifer
11. Must be tested for STDs
12. Must have a car
13. Must be creative
14. Must wash his sheets.

It's been a while

Life gets complicated you know? It's been a long while and I've been posting other place. I frequent lots of new hang outs. I have since gotten a job and gained and lost friends and boyfriends since my last post. I'm looking at graduate school and I've learned how to knit. Funny how things change. I'll try to keep this updated more regularly. We're nearing on 2006, and I've been slacking in keeping myself in check. I'm half tempted to link this to LJ, but for some reason my livejournal is a dumping ground for bad behavior. That will stop here. This island is a sacred one. No inane BS allowed.